The Boobs Are Real Coffee Mug
The boobs are real, the smile is fake
- We print our images on both sides. Having a bunch of white space is boring. Also, some of us are left-handed. We see you, left-handers
- Dishwasher safe. Rinse it out, and toss it right into the top rack (recommended) of your dishwasher! The image will not rub off.
- Microwave safe. Warm some delicious soup or make a mug in a cake for an extra delicious one person dessert.
- Various Sizes available. If 11 ounces isn't enough for you, choose the 15 oz. Like we say here in Texas. Go big or go home.
- Unlimited Uses! Oh, you didn't know? This mug does not discriminate. It holds all liquids. It holds gift cards, and tissue paper. Even dirt. Plant a succulent.
- Printed in the U.S. All of our mugs are printed in house in the USA
- If you ever find the need to submerge a hot mug in cold water, don't do it! It will crack, and your mug will never be the same.